Goose-d.

Threw a party for the man on his 31st birthday at current hangout Ice Cold Beer.

Between 8.30pm - 10pm, the party-goers polished off 3 bottles of vodka. A 4th lasted till midnight. In between, there were flaming shots and very nasty concoctions swigged.

I stopped counting how much he drank, and simply shuddered. I would sort out the bill and the friends would sort him out. That's what friends are for.

Winning Party Drink:
Grey Goose vodka
Club Soda
Splash of Lychee Liquer

The birthday boy was as sloshed as a goose!! There was dancing with chicken wings. The man grabbed one hapless chicken wing to be a microphone and mimed to forgot-what Deathcab song and Bohemian Rhapsody. Then he ate the chicken wing, and a couple more. Good. Gotta pad the stomach before the puking began.

Way before midnight, he was hauled out of the pub taken home by the friends. The moment he got out of the cab, he hurled all over his best buddy's shoes. Put him to sit naked in the bathtub after. Easiest way to clean up puke since he couldn't really get from the bed to the toilet bowl in time, especially when he puked more than twice. The ginormous hangover would last the whole of next day. Not really feeling sympathetic. Hahaha.